Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010

Toadette

A really fat person who whores themselves to get ahead (or to get more stars ;-) )

My goodness tina i cant beleive you are a toadette

by Eddo September 3, 2005

toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.

"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."

by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011

Toad

Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."

by toadhunter May 29, 2008

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

got any change, bud? "Why I outta toadsmack you good!"

by hogan21 September 27, 2006

tadakoon

A tadakoon is simply a chronic or a person that's always cruising in a same spot;area;place, doing nothing , that has no job , starts trouble , thinks they're higher than everyone .

Usually in ewa beach . waianae. Nanakuli. Kapolei.

Damn wtf look at all those tadakoons at the park. And look! Becka is the biggest tadakoon there. She graduated 3 years ago and she still hanging out at the park .

by ChrowDaShaka February 13, 2017

toad people

Someone so ugly that they’re comparable to a toad.

Shes so ugly she’s fit in with the toad people.

by phant0mnomnomnom October 7, 2018