A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

by moooomoooo_ November 6, 2020

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Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

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A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.

Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*

by Shaky Balls April 4, 2010

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Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

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Totenslager

A Totenslager allways posseses large amounts of cool cash. He drinks excessive amounts of alchol. A Totenslager is most commenly seen in a group, also known as a "black army". It is everything you are not. Simply, a black thing you would not understand.

Shit man that guy has so much money. He must be a Totenslager.

Omg, are you a Totenslager - Hail the Totenslager!

by zigzigsputnik October 9, 2008

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