junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

Tittes

Big giant tittes

Tittes mean women breats

by Brockyosaurs June 6, 2019

robo titties

A female cyborg, or a full fledged robot with feminine characteristics.

Example #1 - With the advent of artificial intelligence, scientists gave form to the phenomena. The shape of choice: a slender large breasted woman. From its metallic innards a new hope rose against the evil self aware machines that rebelled against humanity. Her name, Robo Titties.

Example #2 - Dan, if I was a robotics engineer, I would build myself an army of robo titties.

by Pierre Remy July 12, 2006

Straight-Titties

Adj. Beyond "sweet".

Mike's newly restored pick-up truck is "straight-titties"!

by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009

titted

Having huge, firm tits.

Titted milf rides the d-train.

by Sam Machi April 14, 2008

Tittle

1. A small distinguishing mark on the letters "i" or "j". It was originally a larger mark, first appearing in Latin manuscripts, but was shortened when Roman-style typefaces were introduced. It is thought to be derived from Iota, the smallest letter in the Greek alphabet, which was used as a diacritic below other vowels in ancient Greek texts; others say it is derived from yodh, the smallest letter in Hebrew and Aramic alphabets.

2. A very small part or quantity; a particle, jot, or whit.

Arthur: Hey, Alfred, did you know that the dot over an "i" or "j" is called a tittle?

Alfred: Too bad I care a tittle.

by Matthew C. Williams April 2, 2010

Condom titties

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.

Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)

by An Honest Mormon February 26, 2009