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Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.
Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)
by An Honest Mormon February 26, 2009
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