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West midlands

An area of the UK which is the English equivalent to the DMV.
A place full of Chavs, Druggies and Incells.
A place in which the highest causes of death are Stabbings, STDs and Arriva bus malfunctions.
It also includes Telford, a city renown for its high crime rates and for being the chav capital of the Universe.
''Been making toast and someone tried to rob me'' said Bob
''That some pussy shit up here in the west midlands init'' said Jim
by Kestrel4e March 1, 2019
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West Howe

An absolute fucking cesspit located between Poole and Bournemouth. It is recommend that you do not go here if you value your life and belongings. If England was a prison, West Howe would be the nonce section. Avoid at all costs.
Man 1: "Where do you live?"
Man 2: "West Howe"
Man 1: "I'm sorry"

"Little Jimmy just got West Howe'd"
by West Howe is shit January 14, 2019
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Ye West

Kanye wests new legal name. why he changed it, I don't know. Does anyone really care? No. Why am i writing this? Don't know tbh.
Bin Laden: did you know Kanye West changed his name to Ye west?
BigPenisMan: stfu kys, no one cares mate
by TheJawSpinner April 24, 2022
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John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.
That lad is absolutely John West.
by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019
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sent west

When someone (particularly a cumbrian) has a bit of a bad time on weed.

Possible origin: nobody wants to go to west cumbria
"ow ez man, yer sending us west"

"johnny went pure west last night"
"aye he was sent west"
by froomcake February 8, 2022
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ella west

Bernard-Ella West Is The Best

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by Elzpxp April 20, 2018
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morton west

ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.
"look at him he goes to Morton west"

" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"
by melapelannnnn May 19, 2022
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