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Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
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Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 9, 2018
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Mysterious

Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.
Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Mafia Mystery Community

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.
Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment
by anotlostman April 19, 2021
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