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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016
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Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
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Five head

Five head: The term you give someone in which she an unusually large forehead induced from radiation. Commonly used as a insult or horrible nickname
Five head an unusually large forehead derogitry term

Shut the fuck up fivehead no-one gives two fucks about you and your needle to ass, boyfriend's issues
by Kermit1234 August 7, 2016
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ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.
I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today
by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022
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five much

That girl wore an all hot pink outfit today, from head to toe. That was like, five much right there.
by g.lovee August 25, 2010
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bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009
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