noodle regret

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.

Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.

by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011

noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 28, 2019

noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.

dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese

by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac May 20, 2018

albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017