grammar issue

when someone cant type correctly. usually its about people who dont speak english as first language

- "hi guys do you now where the soda is?"
- "major grammar issue"

by ngrokeeeee February 09, 2023

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 27, 2024

vindal-issue

When you ate too much curry and you are expelling literal flames from the anal cavity

P1: bloody hell, why are there scorch marks on the toilet seat
P2: oh, I just a mild vindal-issue

by Joe Nunn January 25, 2020

Grandmommy Issues

Basically the same thing as mommy or daddy issues but with one(or more) of your grandmas. Often you feel disregarded or uncared for by them or they have caused some sort of other trauma(s)

Jimothy: Dude I think i have Grandmommy issues?

Robert: What makes you say that?
Jimothy: My grandma doesn’t seem to truly love me. I don’t think she has ever said anything nice to me but says it’s “because she cares”.

by ali412was April 01, 2024

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024

diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........

you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself

by Naughtydude January 14, 2020

Mommy issues

Someone who seeks approval from a motherly figure, older woman, hot milf, or strong woman/and/or/ are attracted to older women because their fucking mom is a piece of shit

I love milfs! : I have huge mommy issues
;P

by Themostsmartpersonever April 07, 2024