mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.

Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.

by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018

Teseleg

when ur teses are slapped to your thigh.

Damn NIgga my teses are slapped to my thigh like a obese bobby moms wang.

by Hey bob February 10, 2004

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004

tastes like god

Reffering to a heavenly taste. in most cases related to food or pleasure.

Examples: 1. This tastes like god.

2. It felt like god.

by jon highs December 16, 2010

Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,

Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.

by missjuly September 20, 2010

Tastetacular

A supreme or higher level of taste contained within food. Though often thought to contain high calories, some people have created tastetacular meals that are healthy. Tastetacular food is often cooked on Sunday evenings, and attracts dashing young men in suites.

Darren: Hey James, are you going over to Jessica and Amanda's house for supper tonight?

James: You know it! Last time the food was tastetacular!

or

James: Lord please don't let us get sick.

*Amanda serves food*

The whole group including James: This food is tastetacular!

by Kidonshred November 7, 2010