east tennessee

Beautiful part of Tennessee with hard working mountain folks, gorgeous scenery, large amounts of history. First frontier of the U.S.

We left West Tennessee because it was ugly and moved to East Tennessee.

by PNC February 27, 2009

monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Tennille

When your having a psychic premonition that something something totally random is about to happen, and it does.

The other day I had such a Tennille. I was walking in the car park and stopped dead in my tracks when my intuition told me not to move. The next second a runaway shopping cart zoomed past me, missing me by an inch. My Tennille saved my life!

by EllinNet February 4, 2010

Tennessee Swimming Pool

The act of not holding your saliva in your mouth for an hour before giving somebody a blowjob.

Tina Gave me a wicked Awesome Tennessee Swimming Pool yesterday, then swallowed it all.

by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009

Tennessee Carwash

When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be used to describe the actions of a slutty female attempting to hook up with multiple guys.

Your mom showed up at the bar last nite last night. The boys handed out a good ol tennessee carwash on the house. She sparkled like new.

or

Sally's cruising for a tennessee carwash with that skirt.

by Elbo McGuilicutty April 4, 2009