take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

Tenderful

Tender, yummy.

A meat product so tender, flavorful, and wonderful that is just is absolutely tenderful

by dr cannabis December 15, 2011

meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

by bolden January 24, 2007

tenderlion

Loin from a lion used in a salty sandwhich.

Lee Jackson had a tasty tenderlion sandwhich.

by Lion-o April 6, 2005

Tender Beefy Chunks

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

by Das Brick September 19, 2006

Tenderhorney

A young and legal female who is attractive and in need of sexual relations from a male. A female who needs to be sexed. A horney tenderroni. A nymphomaniac who is discovered by an older gentleman. A sexy younger female who is available.

There is nothing better than discovering an attractive tenderhorney as you mature. That girl is a tenderhorney tenderroni.

by charles allen March 23, 2008

tender

an adjective describing someone or something being sexually attractive or "hot", this term is especially used in the male gay community.

That guy and I hooked up last night. It was tender. OR

That guy is ripped, his body is tender.

by Omi Spiekermann September 26, 2010