F-5 TUNA TORNADO

After poking a rather fishy flavored panty-hamster from behind for a few hours, you pull out. only to release a life altering current of humid fish vapors flowing thoughout the residence coating everything in sight. if there is any warning. you should try to get to the basement!
I banged this chick for hours last night. when I was done, her pooter boofed out a F-5 TUNA TORNADO! I had to bath in tomato juice to get the smell off my skin!
by york haines October 18, 2007
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Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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Tacoma tummy tornado

When two in the closet gay dudes are plying tummy sticks and a friend or family member enters the room, the ensuing commotion to appear as if they were not just playing tummy sticks, is known as the Tacoma tummy tornado
Dude, I went to borrow my roommates xbox, and i swear to god I witnessed the Tacoma Tummy Tornado!
by ricardo roughtouch July 18, 2010
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The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011
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a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
by ball smasher April 9, 2009
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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
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laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
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