Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.

Daniel Tonning is GOD

by Deamon King October 09, 2023

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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead

The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 05, 2019

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Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

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Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 19, 2020

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Ton

An underage user of steroids

Hey you look like ton

by Kerman jones March 14, 2017

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1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

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