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Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds
I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.
by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020
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wack-a-ton

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton
by Thee droglyr consumptioner January 17, 2024
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A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
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shit ton

a whole lot of it!
There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!
by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017
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