toniest

fashionable among wealthy or stylish people.

"Its the toniest restaurant EVER!"

by Testme January 31, 2014

Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler

The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls

Not to be confused with jello tubber

Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now

by dat stupid nigga February 5, 2014

tennessee firehouse

Shoving a ghost chilie pepper in a vagina, ejaculate on it and then eating it.

Brandon has done the first Tennessee firehouse with his x-girlfriend.

by Haters123 February 26, 2014

tennessee crusher

It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.

Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson

by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

Tennessee Skype Toot

The act of one answering a skype call and releasing a loud and thunderous fart into the mic, then hangs up the call. This results in over the web pink eye.

I just have gotten pink eye from the Tennessee Skype Toot!

by Carl Weiner March 29, 2017