An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.
by karl demmans February 22, 2009
The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead
by Crapfeces June 25, 2023
This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.
Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010
A Lovely man who has an amazing interest in star wars and marvel. Though if you act up in front of him he will choke slam you.
by FortniteBBCLover July 04, 2021
a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.
Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp
by william gare November 11, 2010
by Hipster62 July 25, 2011
by freshoutofcatchyslogans May 24, 2011