An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.
by karl demmans February 22, 2009
The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead
by Crapfeces June 25, 2023
This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.
Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010
A Lovely man who has an amazing interest in star wars and marvel. Though if you act up in front of him he will choke slam you.
by FortniteBBCLover July 04, 2021
by Hipster62 July 25, 2011
by freshoutofcatchyslogans May 24, 2011
Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!
by Tim Christenson May 07, 2020