pig treats

1. Donuts, the favorite food of cops, pigs, porkos, and swine.

2. Synonym for pig snacks, pig biscuits, and pig fodder.

Be sure to put a dozen-box of pig treats on the front seat of your car whenever you go out cruising. Maybe that way you'll avoid a ticket or a bust if you get pulled over.

by feeriker April 11, 2007

Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008

foxy treats

Code word for marijuana. Used mostly by white girls when they are having conversations around people who don't get high.

"I called Tom about the foxy treats, but he said he didn't have them yet."

by jayla987987 May 8, 2009

Lady treats

Those items lodged behind a lady's ear.

Come here; I'd really like to lick your lady treats.

by The Lady Treat June 8, 2009

dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.

dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate

by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009

retina threatening

Something or someone really unattractive.

I got set up on a blind date and they were totally retina threatening.

by JRazz March 26, 2010

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010