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Ballistic Therapy

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.
"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam
by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012
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Quote Therapy

The act of looking up quotes relating to an issue at hand; whether seeking advice, reinforcement, reassurance, motivation, connection, or inspiration.
Topics for Quote Therapy are wide ranging and include, but are not limited to: money, family, daughters, poverty, children, siblings, parents, human characteristics, sisters, brothers, friends, politics, earth, sky, love, compassion, food, society, flowers, rain .....
by Good Intentions Failure April 9, 2013
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Up There

A state of brilliance so unparallelled that the individual titled in this way manages to basically complete any task as effectively as possible.
I heard that this guy is so Up There that he manages to run a Sklep; spend countless hour playing an online game like Destiny 2, and ruin children's hope and dreams by calling foul throws for his school team at football matches.
by Mr316 February 17, 2021
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e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"
by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010
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The Dirty Thermos

the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.
I was gonna give him a blowjob but i decided to give him the dirty thermos.
by spankthatass December 7, 2012
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A chocolate bar and there you are!

Exactly, correct, right, proper, indeed
"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"

"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"
by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014
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