playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

Tessa

A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.

dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!

by #45 farty July 18, 2009

Tessa

slutty hoe who is hot as fuck and is a stripper

Damn that fucking Tessa has big ass tittys

by JJINX November 24, 2020

Tessay

An essay about the book "Tess of the D'urbervilles".

I was in the middle of a Tessay earlier when I decided to ring her.

by _Trilby March 31, 2009

Tesseraktis

A name for one who pwns all.

Lesser human: Whats your name
Tesseraktis : Im Tesseraktis
Lesser human: Oh! YOU PWN!!!!
Tesseraktis : I know it... I know it...

by Tesseraktis December 16, 2004

Tessi

Tessi aka a female fuckboy. (commonly used by teens)

Damn she a real Tessi!

by AmalTrain August 22, 2016

Tessa

A Tessa is a very funny person who is fun to be around. Whenever you’re with a Tessa you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. Though she may lose her temper at times, she is a very free spirited, fun loving girl/women and is something you MUST hold on to.

Tessa: Love ya bitch
Friend: *lmao

by Ihateallsiennas February 17, 2020