Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
by No Lies, Only Truth August 06, 2016
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Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.
My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

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My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.
by ErikD January 23, 2010
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Grasso Tech

Grasso Tech is a school where kids go to to convince themselves that they have a future. It is full of rednecks, retards, and fags. These kids are all wannabe gangsters and hard-core drug addicts. The amount of underage sex is insane. Two kids built a gun in their shop(I shit you not) and there is literally only two asians here. This place is the absolute ghetto of Groton an is an absolute shithole of a school.
Grasso Tech is full of rednecks, retards, and fags.
by DangerousWheatBread October 06, 2023
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Virginia Tech

Come here to be an Electrical Engineer, because fuck Mechanical Engineers.
Dude: Yo I got into Virginia Tech
Man: Word
by Skrtskrtyeetskrt July 16, 2021
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The 'CJ' Tech

The 'CJ' Tech in Dead by Daylight is when a survivor performs an action as the killer goes to press 'space bar' whilst another survivor is downed near the killer. This forces the killer to pick up the downed survivor involuntarily. Most commonly used to force the killer into picking up someone with decisive strike, or to allow a potential flashlight save.
A common scenario where a The 'CJ' Tech would be applied is when a survivor is dowed near a pallet. 'Crawl to the pallet, imma CJ this fool' - Squoosee. Stunning the killer then vaulting into them as they go to break the pallet will force a pick up animation allowing for potential flashlight saves.
by ItsChain December 09, 2021
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Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.
Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.
by DELL Services August 21, 2007
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Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.
Robbie Jones your a major Tech
by Max October 16, 2003
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