Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

sweaty pussy

a girl who spends a ridiculous amount of time getting ready in the morning. they look like they tried on everything in their closet before going out.

damn, did you that girl's outfit and how much makeup she had on? what a sweaty pussy.

by thistinybox November 6, 2011

sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

big fat sweaty NUT

When a person bust a MASSIVE NUT ALL OVER A FUCKING JEW, and or NIGGER and cum runs down there throat

Hey want take my big fat sweaty NUT
Elias want to go have my penis bust a big fat sweaty NUT down your throat, and or dog

by big fat sweaty NUT May 7, 2018

Sweaty

When you're so drunk that a significant amount of perspiration begins to initiate. Usually a degree before swayed.

Damn bro and 24 pack for yourself?

Yeah, I'm lookin to get sweaty

Nah bro, You lookin to get swayed

by Rvpatel July 21, 2010

Sweaty Asian

a person from asia known as an asian who is very sweaty

Look at that sweaty asian

by somw guy March 5, 2009

sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

by kansascitymark August 14, 2008