i swear to beans

You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.

Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!

by T.T. August 4, 2007

Stinky Swear

When each of the swear participants agree to penetrate the other's anal cavity with their own pinky and then swear upon the decided promise.

Joe and Nathan both agree to each other that they do not want anyone else to know about them cheating on their math exams. To make a seal of silence they agree to engage in a "Stinky Swear". Joe inserts his pinky into Nathan's anal cavity, while Nathan inserts his pinky into Joe's. While the penetration is occuring, they both verbally agree that they will not tell anyone about their cheating on the math exams.

by Jax888 October 22, 2008

pre-k swear

Swear words which are used by pre-k children,and reused by people who don't get their own way.

Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"

by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010

Sweatshirt

Something you put on your girl so other guys can not see her breasts.

He makes me wear turtle neck sweatshirts all of the time, I can't even wear what I want!

by MagicDonJuan November 21, 2003

sweatsticles

having sweaty testicles

i'm gonna tea-bag you with my sweatsticles

by mike roche October 10, 2006

swear to g

A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

*playing counter-strike*

eMorph headshots rando with an ak47

eMorph : LoL!!!!! pwn3d n00bie!!! lik3 w0ah!!!

rando : swear to g!

by emorphtizzle January 9, 2007

swear on my mums life

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.

Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.

by Afran April 26, 2016