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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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Sturgeon Sundae

A Mixed Alcoholic Beverage

In a tumbler glass, mix the following ingredients in order:

1. Three ice cubes,
2. 3 oz your choice vodka,

3. 1 oz cream, and
4. Sturgeon caviar

Mix,

Enjoy!
by jeffrey5fingerz January 30, 2017
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Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”
by Silver haze November 19, 2017
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Tapioca Sundae

When a guy nuts in a girl's armpit with whipped cream on top and then licks it off of her.
Guy 1: Broooo you won't believe this, but I just had the best tapioca sundae ever.

Guy 2: THAT'S GAAAAAAY, WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!
by Javanese Pickle February 29, 2020
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Tijuana Sundae

(Verb) When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman, "doggy style". Then right as you're about to get-off, you take a drop of Tapatio (it has to be Tapatio, hence the name 'Tijuana')on your thumb & rub it on her rear-end. As it starts to burn, hang on tight. Next, take a can of whipped cream, stick it in her rear-end & fill her up with whipped cream to stop the burn. That's your Sundae.
Andrew was really mad at his girlfriend last night and so while they were getting it on, he gave her a 'Tijuana Sundae.' She's walking around today like it's still burns.
by Pickles Thompson September 23, 2020
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Brownie Sundae

A brownie sundae is my favorite way to wake up.
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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