Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.
Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
by pseudophilia June 9, 2011
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Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"
Claire: "Yeah we did, but Mike bought the smaller condoms by accident so it was like a red submarine in my ocean"
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Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
by Veddhartha April 21, 2018
Get the Argintinian Submarine mug.When successfully bringing a female to orgasm using Cunnilingus then emerging from the depths exclaiming AHA, in the style of Alan Partridge!
by JD Piano January 22, 2018
Get the norwich submarine mug."Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021
Get the Dutch submarine mug.A guy that casually has sex with cars, most of the time it's an old Honda Civic that really makes the penis vibrate.
by Bicepsual November 22, 2021
Get the Þorvaldur Smári mug.Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
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