purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away

Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling

by The brown taco February 21, 2019

Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021

Suring

A town, if you want to call it that, in a swamp in northeastern WI. Must have been founded by a retard to put it in a swamp, possibly Sasquatch. Everyone descends from the founder, Sasquatch. Everyone has weird bumps on their skin and are forever scarred from all the mosquitoes. The man folk of this plymouth town all are ugly and gross. The girls all have nothing better to do but spread rumors, fuck eachother's cousin, and spread incessed diseases and STDs. Not quite sure how they manage to reproduce on account of the STDs that should render them infertile. They all live in shantys and tents with no TVs so they thrive on drama and other people's biznitch.

Just look for some of the residents of Suring at a zoo or jail.

by swampRat killa March 12, 2011

Cheese Slinger

A an uncircumcised male who slings their weenie around causing their immense reserve of smegma to be scattered everywhere

Ex:Harry G is a total Cheese Slinger

by Cuckery October 2, 2016

Sling

To sell illegal narcotics: pills, dope, shit etc.

Probation officer: You still slinging bro?
Offender: why no, I have put all such nonsense behind me sir. And furthermore I have forsaken slang of all kinds.

by tray fern August 30, 2013

Melrose sling shot

when your about to cum , you pull out of the girl, and pull your dick back letting go just as you cum so that you fling cum at the girl leave a streak across the girls back

" i pulled back to aim my melrose sling shot, but got some in my eye before i fired"

by STEELEY B May 25, 2006