Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

by BenisWhite June 18, 2011

Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

by blashada November 27, 2012

gangster sunrise

A tasty alcoholic beverage consisting of: a 40oz of malt liquor, drink 1/4 of the forty, then fill bottle with either orange juice or sunny delight. Gently mix and Enjoy with your gangster homies and watch the sun rise in the hood.

Mickeys+sunny D= gangster sunrise

by B__money November 25, 2014

Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017

Chocolate Sunrise

When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.

That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.

by CongoJack June 25, 2017

Frosted sunrise

Frosted sunrise (noun) - the act of partner ejaculating on or around your face while you are asleep, followed by smearing upon awakening. For best effect, perform on winter solstice.

Example: wow, Keith gave Catherine quite the frosted sunrise for her birthday this morning. It was a mess.

by Eltoro3303 May 25, 2018

Mushu Suprise

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

by Mightymushu December 2, 2019