hangover stretch

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.

Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.

by C-MART October 1, 2005

stretch dog

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003

Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009

Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

by DFfag January 17, 2021