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seat streaker

Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.
Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.

Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.
by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016
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Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.
Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.
by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018
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ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad
by jizzytissues July 1, 2018
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Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.
John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.
by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018
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Amherst Steamer

Basically a Cleveland Steamer of puke projected into the middle of a bed right on the sheets.
Bro did you see that Amherst Steamer Kimmy left in Jakes bed
by Dr Garrison November 8, 2018
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moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.
I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.
by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019
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SNOOT STEAMER

A woman rubs her pussy on a man while he is lying down.Rubbing on his cock . Causing him to cum and aiming it on his own face.
I gave him a snoot steamer and he got cum in his eye.
by Notyourunicorn September 12, 2019
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