Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.

James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.

Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.

by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤

“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

“You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

stocked phat

massive supply of a certain something

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."

by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021