Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.

James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

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Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.

Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.

by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011

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A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

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stocked phat

massive supply of a certain something

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."

by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012

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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.

“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”

by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023

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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.

alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).

by asteroth1 January 6, 2011

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