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Uncle Steven

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
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Steven Seagal

When you shit in a white tube sock and then proceed to recklessly beat people with it like Steven Seagal in his prime.
Will burst out of the water closet and proceeded to Steven Seagal Jacob, leaving a trail of feces behind him.
by Butt-Fart Jackson October 13, 2011
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Steven Latchaw

One of the greatest unknown artists ever. Resides in Holly Springs, North Carolina, and rents out a studio/photo-printing spot near the library and police station. Knows a lot about everything, has amazing works of art, and can help with a lot of stuff.

Let him teach you.
SL: Drugs are good, unless you can't control them.

Or if they've got a needle

LS/JD: Whoa! Steven Latchaw!
by adidasskater93 April 30, 2008
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Steven Universe

The best tv series with one of the absolute worst fanbases there is.

When you become part of the fan base, you will most likely start shipping the characters, squeal whenever someone mentions it, become a peridot addict, a Garnet addict and lots of other fatal stuff.

The fan base has to be up there with undertale, five nights at freddy's, overwatch and lots of other things with shit fanbases that I somehow managed to drag myself into.

Sene help. Please.
Don't go into the steven universe fanbase because you will NEVER be able to get back out.
by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
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Steven Universe Future Finale

The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.
Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.
by Harold_ur_mum_ April 21, 2020
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Shakey Stevens

A character of nerdy attire that shakes with fear upon any physical contact including high fives and hand shakes. Renowned for over reactions and the addition of uurrgh between word while speaking. Techniques of flirting include riddles and equations.
Andrew stephens of william howard school a Shakey Stevens
by naz weavo January 16, 2010
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Pulled a Steven

Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights
"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh
by hoangry May 4, 2010
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