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Stainable

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.
Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!
by Zithers November 22, 2009
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Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's
You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.
by xwisdom January 12, 2011
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South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.
John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006
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Skeet Stain

1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.

2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.
1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."

2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"
by Monica M. January 11, 2008
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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staging

One who pretends, such as in acting.
To make believe.
Something that is made up.
My Friends are always staging different things to pull jokes and pranks on People.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
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shalina

the most beautiful, sexy, gorgeous woman to ever walk the earth. I love her dearly and she is mine forever as of 4-5-07! I love you baby.
4-5-07 the day i married my goddess, Shalina.
by ChaseandShalina June 17, 2008
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