stale bread

possibly the tastiest shit you'll ever have

Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey

by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

Spalder

A man who creates an elaborate scheme to dupe people in online gaming, or chat rooms into believing that he as actually a female for personal enjoyment, sexual gratification, or other personal gain.

"I just found out that Allison is really a man." "Yeah, he/she is such a spalder"

by Kraine November 18, 2006

stalker

A stalker is someone who says "You belong to me and I have your soul"...OR "Your mine and I won't let anyone have you." He also points out that he knows everything about you and questions on a daily basis "Did you fuck anyone?" He follows you around like he has no sense. He becomes
threatening when you ignore him or show no interest. He has his friends(errand boys) keep tabs on you...they report everything to your stalker. He acts like there was a relationship...when there was none. And he gets off on creeping you out or pissing you off...as long as you don't
ignore him. ANY attention ...even negative attention is a good thing to a stalker. BUT DO NOT IGNORE THEM...they can't stand that. They are normally possessive,obsessive and just plain delusional.

John "Hey Helena...I know everything about you!"
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
John: "Go ahead...ask me any question"
Elena: "Dude..your really creepy."
John: "Yeah, well...YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!"
Elena: "FUCK OFF WIERDO!"
John: "But I love you!"
Elena: "Hey Susan..your friend John is like a stalker!"

by Kaylani November 30, 2006

Like a Scalded Dog

Quickly and in fear.

When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.

by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004

Ståle

The most amazing creature found at the west coast of Norway. It is very cute, has big blue eyes, and calls upon you at night to go and watch the little lights in the water together. It learns people to love and trust life. You will never experience a night as magical as with a Ståle.

M: I met a Ståle last night.
L: Oh you're so lucky! How did it go?
M: It was like a Disney movie, I never felt better!

by thebelgiangirl August 9, 2010

Stale

A person who always sides with the same person, even when he knows that that person is in the wrong, he still sides with him/her, because the person knows he cannot win an argument with the one he always sides with

Mrs, Reynolds is so stale, she always sides with Patrice even though she knows I didn't do anything

by Jahage November 27, 2013