splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

Spitting Cheese Burger

A Spitting Cheese Burger is when a women who has her period gets a yeast infection and then when she has sex, she squirts the juices into her partner's mouth. If a man cums inside her prior to her squirting the mixture into his mouth it becomes a Spitting Cheese Burger with Mayonase.

My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.

by The Real WARMONKEY September 15, 2010

spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say

"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me

by Miss Lil March 14, 2011

Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts February 20, 2011

Slutting

The act of one man having sex with one other woman while she is lieing down and he is sitting while inserted. He then proceeds to hold her arms in front of him while he goes sleding with her during sex down a steep snowy hill or mountain. The act may be done bare, on with a sled, or with any given sheet of wood, metal, etc.

Guy1, "Dude did you go slutting on that eskimo?"

Guy2, " Yea man but it was a bumpy ride..."

Guy1, "Rocks?"

Guy2, "Scoliosis."

by ScottBrown May 4, 2011

scrunting

To hunt for scrunt

Lets go scrunting, I need some ass tonight

by two and a half men, one cup September 30, 2011