soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.

Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.

by Borelia January 25, 2025

Man-on-Man-Splaining

When you've run out of women to mansplain to, so you resort to men instead.

"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."

by addat November 13, 2023

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

SPLANGBONiX

Splangbonix: a mix of 'spanglish' and 'ebonix'.

spanglish, y'all know what that is. if you dont, look it up.
ebonix, look that up too.

dont act like tu no sabes SPLANGBONiX niggaa. yadada ese?!

by lil bruno April 15, 2008

splinglang

when you punch someone in the face socket and it makes a satisfying plop sound, this is a splinglang

i splinglanged that bitch.

by sexual man May 6, 2008

Splinex

A term used to describe a transcended knowledge which stands in the face of known and widely accepted facts (often scientific)

We don't KNOW that if we go to touch a table that our hand is not going to go through the table we are only basing this assumption on past experiences.

Additionally who is to say that 2 + 2 = 4 ? what is 4 ? maybe 4 is splinex.

by Big Phil 27 July 14, 2009

Splan Troopers

A group of good mates that are real troopers and always there for you through thick and thin - they are both splendid and fantastic - they are infact splan

Joe: They were there for me man, through everything.
Nathan: Sounds like they were real Splan Troopers!

by Heluerto January 28, 2010