Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

big bottle of shite

Frosty Jacks

I am away down to Floy street to drink a big bottle of shite

by Lolupdara May 5, 2018

Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

by sushiman09 October 31, 2005

Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

by John Lennob November 19, 2006

Spiteful Tower

This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.

Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.

by s1edge November 14, 2011

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009