Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

spank my dough

the act of finding out who your daddy is and why he left you all those years ago

when im alone I like to spank my dough

by spanking dough May 15, 2015

spankalicious

extremely awesome
awesome in a sexual way
or especially thrilling.

That movie was spankalicious!

-I just got some new pokemon cards today.
-Really? That's spankalicious.

by Heathmeister September 7, 2007

spank

1.a spank to sort naughty children out with a hard flat palmed whack across the buttocks

2. a spank to give pleasure during the foreplay of sexual intercourse, due to the womans fetesh or desire of wanting to be punished and be spanked over the behind.

1.daddy spanks naughty child
'oh i wont do it agian i swer' *crying kerry.*

2.daddy spanks mummy
'ive been naughty hit me harder.' *sexual moans from belinda*

by spanky123 June 7, 2007

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.

Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

spankies

Underware or the briefs worn under a cheerleading or pon pom uniform.

"Wait dont come in yet, I only have my spankies on!"

by frog4lunch November 6, 2003