Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

Townshend Spank

When one is provied with one of those irresistible opportunities to render a spank to someone's behind, and, instead of going for the standard slap, one instead assumes a rock 'n roll stance (feet at least shoulder width apart, shoulders loose), makes an air guitar (with the neck and headstock pointing toward the waiting booty) and in classic Pete Townshend style, performes a windmill manuver culminating in a handful of ass. Shouting YEEEEAAAHHH afterwards is appropriate at one's own discretion.

Cute Girl is bending over, selecting a DVD from the shelf.

Her Boyfriend approaches and assumes a rock 'n roll stance, air guitar at ther ready and says to his Bro, "Dude say Townshend Spank."

Bro replies, "Townshend Spank?"

Boyfriend executes wicked windmill and connects!

Cute Girl is equal parts appaled and impressed.

by Vicente Alvarez October 24, 2010

Ball Spank

The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.

Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.

by veganrocker3 June 23, 2009

Tank and Spank

This Term is used when you send your Main "Tank" in and aggro the NPC While the Rest of your team Attacks from back

"In the Dead Mines"
Miniu: Yo desmonk, Tank and Spank time,go in there and Aggro that NPC me and the Others will stay back here and Support you
Desmonk: "Nods"

by Tank and Spank July 1, 2008

yank n spank

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session

Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.

by Mikey W October 20, 2006

liquid spank

A liquid that produces a burning or stinging sensation, applied as an alternative to paddling.

Do you need a liquid spank?

by spanker January 3, 2004

Titty Spank

The act of slapping a hard cock against a woman's breasts. Usually incorporated into a titty fuck session.

I was titty fucking this hussy when I snuck in a couple titty spanks here and there to mix it up.

by WestSideMcFly April 14, 2010