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Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.
Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.
by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016
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stackers

That annoying arcade game you see at Wal-Mart. You must stack bricks on top of one another by hitting the button at the exact milisecond. You can win a crappy dollar store consolation prize, or go for the bigger prizes. Makes an annoying "woo-ooh" sound when you hit the button right.
Crap! I just spent $10 at stackers and all I got was a lousy hippo keychain.
by Phatt Phrankie October 21, 2007
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shit spackel

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.
That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.
by justin and ryan February 1, 2004
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slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."
Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
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slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
by Spiv May 17, 2006
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Spickers

really fuckin' clean. Derived from spick and span, another colloquial expression meaning clean.
'Is this place spickers or what?'
'Yeah. It's really fuckin' clean.'
by peekers October 20, 2008
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