Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Soutern

Classification for those that are born in the south and constantly carry pink drinks.

BuT iM aCtUaLlY sOuTeRn

by wwoods June 14, 2019

sluterpiller

a young girl that crawls around just lookin' to get some from everyone.

Hey Amy can you believe that Sarah is acting like such a sluterpiller tonight.

by Pam-a-lic-ious January 7, 2008

Southern Bull

An adult beverage. Half southern comfort, half red bull.

Hey bartender, I'll take a Southern Bull.

by bikerpeace87 December 31, 2009

southern smog

yellow clouds of pine pollen that clog the air in the spring.

Man, I thought you washed your car. I did but then I drove through the southern smog and poff its squished worm green again.

by crazy2 June 18, 2010

Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

by 156231586 September 27, 2010

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011