Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

simpasi

The official state of being bipolar around 60-70 year old men and not being diagnosed

Grandpa, I think I am simpasi

by glitterlover556783 February 1, 2018

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

SOMA

An acronym for "sitting on my ass"

yo b what were u doing today?

SOMA fam

by ses92 February 13, 2018

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

somairie

Somairie is a beautiful name that everyone mispernouces sometimes. A girl who is smart and just wants to enjoy life while she has it, Somairie is sweet,smart,fun,loyal,nice and a really good person/bestfriend to have around. Somairie is easy to make friends with, be gently with her and don’t break her heart because she certainly didn’t deserve it.

Go out and go find you a Somairie

“Dammmnnn shes pretty”
“Somairie is a nice girl”
“Very smart and loyal girl she is”

by Dream girls May 24, 2018

Sempai

the best person in the whole world

wait is he THE sempai

by dendenthepuppy June 10, 2018