Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025

Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.

Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.

by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Somalit

When Someone at a work place environment does absolutely nothing there entire shift. Either sitting and hiding in the back of the work place or being no where in site when needed

Damn bro have you seen Markus? “ Yeah bro he’s sitting in the back on his phone.” “ SOMALIT” shouts the coworker

by The big cuz March 6, 2025

SOMELEZE

Someleze is girl that is so beautiful and calm. Someleze brings peace & light where ever she goes. She likes being the one to brighten the mood in every room she walks in. Very smart, reserved and kind. Full of love to give. If you found a Someleze in your life, Congratulations, you've got the real gem. Definitely a blessing in to the world.
I feel safe when I'm around Someleze.

Someleze is a Xhosa name that means give me strength

by TLSG March 9, 2025

Somolia STD special

you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.

i gave that somolia STD special to that single mother and her child last night it was amazing!

by seachips May 6, 2025