Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty November 29, 2011

no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

soberish

The act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.

Dude, why are you being so soberish? It's a Party!

by familyguy007 February 11, 2010

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Mexican Solder

Duck Tape, Mexican, Spelled fucking correctly
(ie not by some cracker ass dumbfuck)

sol'der
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–noun 1. any of various alloys fused and applied to the joint between metal objects to unite them without heating the objects to the melting point.
2. anything that joins or unites: the solder of their common cause.
–verb (used with object) 3. to join (metal objects) with solder.
4. to join closely and intimately: two fates inseparably soldered by misfortune.
5. to mend; repair; patch up.
–verb (used without object) 6. to unite things with solder.
7. to become soldered or united; grow together.

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

julio used his mexican solder to stick johnie crackerseed to the tailpipe, then he drove away.

by Joeschmoe1000 September 21, 2006

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010