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Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
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Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
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Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.
by Kyle February 26, 2005
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Seattle

The most evil city in the US
Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL
by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005
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seattlegirled

I heard Joe got seattlegirled last night.
by amanda givens March 6, 2008
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Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.
I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.
by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006
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Spattle

When one accidentally spits on some one. Usually when talking, especially when saying the sounds "sh" and "s" and "p".
Karen : She's such a slut, Peter.
Peter : God, Karen! Why'd you have to spattle?
by gabster123 January 20, 2008
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