Mushroom Snapper

The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

20:44:58 * @iAndrew Give's Gabe a Mushroom Snapper
20:45:13 <@Gabe> OWCHIE MOMMA

by iAndrew April 15, 2009

swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011

red snapper

country slang for a budweiser

go to the cooler and get me another red snapper

by mark28 October 18, 2008

snapper fuck

one who repeditively has sexual relations with losers.

"Bro, why does Jane always hook up with dipshits?"

"Yeah, the bitch is a snapper fuck."

by The Claymeister December 15, 2008

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

Slapped

The art of slapping someone so bad, that they drop their own host and leave their team. You can also say, get the slappage, or get raped. It is a great saying if you are playing games, or sports.

Wow man, did you see me slap RecKLeSs, those kids are bad. I never slapped someone so hard.

by SiLkDaSHOCKER September 18, 2009

whipper-snapper

a young child that likes to beat elderly people with sticks

Jimmy!!, Stop hitting your Grandfather with that stick you little "Whipper-Snapper"

by MoonJuicer November 19, 2003