carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly

The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.

by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009

Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.

Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?

by AMac2632 June 16, 2017

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

Snoochie Poochie

slang for majiuana used by many pot heads

from thge mall rats after jay and silent bob knock out the mall security he grabs the marjuana and says "Snoochie Poochies"

by Handballpwns April 27, 2006

Smootchie

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.

Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?

by Morgsyporgs69 January 15, 2011

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area

There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.

by iamsmooth January 2, 2005