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Smarter

A unit of intelligence, used to convey the concept of superior brain power to one's peers
Rachel is 500 smarter than Cody (note: units of smarter are exponential)
by Onyxess August 17, 2010
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smart mouth

Someone who is very selfish in the way that they speak. They don’t think before they speak and it’s usually passive aggressive or rude
Jena: that’s a pretty outfit “sarcastically
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth
by Itsactuallyjesus August 4, 2019
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vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
by I.C. REW July 1, 2011
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SmarterChild

A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.
Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
by Erin Y. July 25, 2006
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SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.
Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008
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Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass
Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.
by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008
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Smarterchild

Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
by Cessusbangy Ben P October 14, 2007
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