sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 02, 2017

social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 06, 2024

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

sloth queen

Hail satan!!

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!

by Blaa-blaa May 20, 2016

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017

Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

by Whosthematter April 04, 2020

sloth juice

a drink that makes you feel like time has become so slow. Aka lean

yo bro got any of that sloth juice life is too fast.

by DEVGRUGaming May 17, 2023