slitchwhore

A combination of the three words; slut, bitch and whore. Used to describe a girl who knows nothing else but to ruin everyone else's life (and love life, included.)

That slitchwhore is trying to steal my boyfriend away from me.

by cantbetoocareful October 15, 2009

slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013

slimy josh

When a man ejaculates into a snoring person's nostril to attempt to wake them.

Todd was tired of Josh's snoring so he gave him a slimy josh to wake him up.

by Mega Tyrant December 17, 2013

Slit Flange

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.

"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."

by Solarman May 29, 2014

Slitch

Slitch is the two words (slut) and (bitch) combined into its own word.

Sally is such a slitch!

by stitch bitch July 10, 2014

slit stick

Any sort of phallic object intended for insertion into the vagina.

Hey Sheila, have you seen my slit stick? Haven't cleaned that shit in days and a girl needs to climax.

by goldenkranzisreallysanta September 24, 2016

Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.

Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!

by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016