shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015

scammeretta

a female scam artist

She was so beautiful, you almost didn't care that she was such a proficient scammeretta and got all our money.

by yuba gurl November 24, 2015

slammed her joe

When you have sex with someone else's husband.

"I can't believe Jenna got so pissed that I slammed her joe !"

by AbstractLov3 June 19, 2016

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016

Shimmered

Just loser

You are a shimmered

by Astoria14 September 5, 2016

Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017

slammed ass whore

A whore thats likes to be slammed in bed

Get out of here slammed ass whore

by KeChun March 14, 2017