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idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.
Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.
by Vanishing Hiitchhiker March 3, 2011
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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Skip under a rainbow

Your going to KYS
Wyd today

I’m going to skip under a rainbow
by Willysniffer June 14, 2022
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House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said
I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping
by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018
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Skip Dweller

Someone who rummages through 'skips' (aka dumpsters) for useful items. Can also be used to refer to anyone who looks through a pile of discarded material for hidden treasures. Shortened sometimes to 'Skippy'.
(to someone looking thru a pile of someone else's garbage)
"Come on Jack, stop being a skip dweller."
"Find anything good, Skippy?"
by Pappa Ratzi September 7, 2003
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Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of skipping with your hoo-ha.
" alright guys , I'll see y'all in a skip-n-a-hooha.
by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021
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sophomore skip day

the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day
bob: hey u going to school tomorrow

joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!
by Jlopez September 26, 2021
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