Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.
Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
by Guess Who?????? September 13, 2014
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it
by walmu November 13, 2022
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marrel skip

A marrel skip is a type of large, open-topped container specifically designed for the transportation and disposal of waste in marine and offshore environments. It is often used in the oil and gas industry for the safe and efficient disposal of waste materials, it comes in all available sizes from 2m to 17m cube square, and for green waste, general waste, mixed waste, demolition waste all available at www.skipbin.com
We need a marrel skip bin for our demolition project
by Stowaway6369 November 06, 2023
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skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic
" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "
by Mr. Barrett April 05, 2005
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skip nasty

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
by squintyeyes January 17, 2005
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idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.
Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.
by Vanishing Hiitchhiker February 17, 2011
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